“Apple Live Ticker”. “Apple Live Blog”. “We’re are Dicks and live from Apple’s “Spring Forward” Watch event!”. “View the Apple Watch live stream right here!”. “Full coverage of the Apple Watch Event”. “We’re live at today’s Apple event in San Francisco. Follow our liveblog for the latest updates”. “Live-Blog”.
YES, ALL YOU DICKS out there. We’ve heard you. We understand that you are a bunch of brave media sheeps. And sheeps can’t stream live. Or is it, because Apple sucks so hard? Finally all you can do is write about the Apple Watch Event. Muahahaha. No video, no live stream. All exklusive Apple. Apple pwnz you!
And why should anyone attend YOUR fucking coverage? I watch it via Apple TV live you masterbrains of press. ROFL. Sux a lot.
That Sux Hard 